Dogs and Tumblr
One of these things is not like the others
the guy at dunkin donuts was rattled though ill tell you that much.. i was like “gimme 10 honey packets” and we stare at each other for a little bit. he knew i wasnt going to put all that honey in my tea.. he knew i was stealing that honey so i could suck on some honey packets later.. his hands were just shaking he was like “here take as much as you need’
today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.
- me: I need sleep
- me: Okay, just one more chapter.
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly
Look at her picture. Look at her. She’s a woman in the front cover. Do you notice something weird? NO? Let me tell: she’s a woman on the front cover and her body is not being exploited, under dressed or photoshoped.
my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true